Hwy 65

What's on Hwy 65? COWS. Don't bother closing your eyes because, when you next open them a cow will be in front of you. SO many of em in Tulare County.

On the road to the reservation

Wild horses just flew by!

ching ching ching!

Ok; so there sit Sharrie and I while Ray goes to the restroom. Don't put two dirty minded women together... ever. What does this dish look like; Sharrie questions me. I grinned and winked at her. We both laugh while Prince's "Let's go crazy" plays in the back ground. We're then rolling when the ending lyrics start: "please come".

LMAO

Twiddle Dum and Twiddle Dee

Heather phones and invites me for a ride to Costco and Sushi afterward.

YES!!!!

What I didn't know is that Sharee is laughing uncontrollably when I step outside my apartment door and she see's what I'm wearing. Mind you; SOME people know what the other is thinking and what their wearing. Share is one of those ppl... For gods sakes!!! I see that she's laughing and crying when I notice what she's wearing... a freaken PINK t-shirt like myself. Christ. Never mind abt going back in and changing shirts; let ppl think that we're twins or something!

Hello Sushi!!!!

We'll order one of EVERTYING.

Dieting???

So I've cut back on my budget this month; less trips to get junk food, soda's, morning french toast @ zorbas, lunches off campus. Eating MORE veggies (fiber). Gone is the Netflics, Runescape. What else is next? NO WAY am I going to stop playing WOW. Day 3 without soda is going well. No headaches yet (thank god).
Had my last soda on Friday which was a Strawberry Lime Aid from Sonics. Wouldn't you know it? I get a freaken straw that was sealed... think someone is trying to tell me something?

To bee or not to bee

don't let it sting you like it did me.

Dont mess with my toot-toot!

Crawfish Festival 2009
Ok; it takes an acquired taste to enjoy crawfish. And spicy ass food. Holy shit. The stuff will make your nose hairs curl and asshole blow out fire. Loved it! Thanks Shar for taking me along with ya's.

They crawl in...

For the past month, I've been having to kill at least 1 roach a day. We're not talking abt the little quarter inch bug that, runs off when a light is turned on. We're talking abt the inch long muthers and, when you walk up to it they stand up on their hindlegs and try their best to kickbox you in the ankle while hissing.

The other evening (Monday) I had been dead asleep when, I was awaken by something crawling on my hand. Brushed it off and it came back minutes later. And a third time. Final straw I grabbed hold of it and chucked it in the direction of my window blinds. "Thump!"

Great. Kiss my sleep good bye.

Alarm goes off at 5am and into the shower I go; Scrub the crawling feeling away... walking from the hallway and into the bedroom, I don't know what made me look down. Down at a crawling varmit. Grrrr

SQUISH!

That does it.


Before leaving for the day, I popped the lids off of the foggers that my landlord left me. Think it'll do the trick?


Waiting for the bus, I see a cousin of the roaches from my apartment making his break to tell his family that I was in the process of murdering his family.

Final Words

While on our recent kidnapping date this past weekend, Famous Dave's (who's known for serving your food on a garbage lid) had posted on the street a banner, proclaiming "Tuesday: All you can eat Buffet". HOT DAM!!! All you can eat BBQ for one price?! I'm down for that.
Ok so, I phoned earlier that day (Tuesday) and was told that it's from 6-10 and we make plans on going. When I do buffet; I starve myself, JUST so I get my moneys worth mind you.

So here comes the 5 of us: Share, Ray, Heather, John and myself up to the door where, we're greeted by some blond bimbo. "WELCOME To famous Dave's!" My mouth is watering with the thought of my teeth, tearing into that prime rib (I was a T-Rex in my past life). Bring on the meat sister!!!! I swear that I must have been the first one up on door step.

The let down

So we ask the blond to which door we're suppose to go through for the buffet; all we got was a blank look, rushed away to her floor manager who, broke the news to us. "We're loosing money on it so from now until the end of summer we won't be having buffet night".

No buffet night? How the hell do you LOOSE money on a buffet night, when dam-near EVERYTHING on the menu is cheaper than what one would pay for buffet???

Final words as we drove off?


#UCK!!!!!!!!!!

Prom Night

It was kinda weird to attend a prom after, it's been 20 some-odd yrs since my very own high-school prom. Not that I went to any of them back in the 80's. Still it was enjoyable and yet, scary at the same time to, experience what it was like to attend high school function.
Well; not "REALLY" attend but, to double date (ok; KIDNAP) our date.

Both my best-friend and I felt really bad when we learn that John wouldn't be allowed to attend his high-school dance, due to the rules for a student who had completed his Senior yr 3 months early. That's good ole Anal Kern County High School District for ya!
8:30 am on Saturday morning, I had phoned John to tell him that I was in desperate need of help with moving some stuff out of my place and into my new house in the evening. HA! Threw the hook and he bit. Six was when I would go by and pick him up I told him. Also told him to be sure to wear a button down shirt (clipped a rose from a bush at my front door) since I was going to treat him to dinner for being a great guy and, who was willing to hop on that white charger horse of his and run to help. Plans in motion for the evening, I kept myself busy for the remainder of the day.

So Heather (that's my best-friend Sharries daughter) spent MOST of the entire day at the salon having a total make over. From head to toe and talk abt HOT! It's amazing what a beauty she's turned into over the years and, I do hope that she realise that she's a looker. (Dad's hot too in the pix) wrooooooo wroooooo!!!
So Heather is off to the prom and the kidnapping is set to motion. Sharrie and Ray picks me up but, not before I snagged a rose from a bush for John's lapel.

He had no fucking clue!!! LMAO

So we get to our first stop; Famous Daves. Oh yes! The joy of eating off of a garbage can lid... how Oildalian of us!

Sampling the different BBQ sauce's (I couldn't go any higher than the Devils Pit)

(some kind of fruity drink that had me running to the bathroom); but then, it doesn't help to drink 4 drinks within 30 minutes. lol GOOD waiter.

THE FOOD

Next stop; movie. Here I thought that everyone would be stuffed from dinner so popcorn and soda will be out. NOT. Hell. Ggave me a chance to eat some and sit there, in the darken theater with my finger in my mouth trying to pick the crap out of my teeth.

And of course, the evening closed at midnite with a dance in the parking lot of the "Southern Bapist Chruch" lol. Thanks for thinking of that one Shar. LMAO!!!