got Tums?

Dishes are done. Leftovers in the fridge and freezer. All is left is the pie in the oven.



Why do we gorge ourselfs with turkey meal, and later regret pigging out? Why does turkey make one sleepy?

*rubs belly*

*burp*

All that is left to do on this cold nite is to slip on something comfy and drive the man wild in bed.

with cold feet against his calf legs. :p

Thanksgiving

For my nephews

Wild Dreams

Every so often I get these crazy ass dreams of either falling down, only to wake up on the floor OR then, there's getting bit by something and upon opening my eyes, find a bite mark of somekind.
hmmm vampire bat bite mark

This time I had dreamt of being nailed up on a tree. Kinda like a Jesus on the cruifix. Being nailed to a tree? Now I can see (and wouldn't mind in the least!) being nailed AGAINST one ;) but, nailed to one? I dont think so... here's a shot of my hand.

We all have a twin out there...

somewhere! Beware!!!
My nephew Paul served 3 tours in Iraq. From the start of it til we sent word to him abt his fathers death. Talk abt someone being ANAL. That's our US Government for you.
One of my friends from highschool sent me a link to a website and, I got to looking around on it and saw a photo of a solider standing with Iraqian kids... I swear this is my nephew!!! I'll have to show him the photo when I see him in Dec.

Vote for the whip!

Election time is here once again and am I going to vote? I hope too. Only problem is that, I never did receive my absentee voter thingie which means that I'll have to go to the Taj buliding and cast my vote. Nice that it's within walking distance of our house.

Ole Arnold is up for re-election. Will he win another term in office or, will he find himself out on his iron buns, flipping burgers at a local Burger King? Want fries with that?

OMG! One of my co-workers brought be back a sandwich that was made from the grease pit here at work. 5.95 for a freaking turkey sandwich!!!

Bend over and take THAT up the ass! Talk abt raping your fellow employee, by hiking up the price of a lunch which consisted of 2 slices of bread, 2 ouces of turkey, few sprinkles of lettece, 4 pickles and..

WHAM!

$5.95

HELP!!!! RAPE!!!!!

No wonder I've stopped buying food on campus and resorted to bringing my lunch from home and own drinks. At least I can't screw myself over on my own prices.

Iraqi tribunal sentences Saddam to hang

God bless America! Via! Via to the people! It's about time the freaking Iraqi's stand up, and say "Fuck you" to ole Saddam. Hang is his ass in public behind a glass case. Put it on T.V. Sell tickets to attend his public execution and later, hold a ball and sell MORE tickets. Give the proceeds back to the US government since, we're the ones who have spent the most tax dollars on trying to assist that 3rd world country, who suffered under the direction of a modern age Hitler.

And while your passing the buck to our Government, they (our goverment) should in turn, pass a few bucks to those who served in the military who got fucked up by chemicals and now suffer from some mental disorder or another.

Via! Via! Via!!!