Dear John letter

Back in August when my world came tumbling down, a friend reached out to me and offered me a place to stay until I got on my footing. Only I got abt freaked out when he had asked me about a porn dvd, that his 'maid' found in the fire place and ask if it belonged to me.
Errr I don't think so. Here I am, heart broken, feelings kicked to the side, rejected by my long time boyfriend who treated me like dirt by, screwing around behind my back with a 'so called friend'. Me??? Hide a porn in your living room? I don't think so. Not when I'm too busy, licking my wounds. So best friend steps in and offers me a couch only, to get a call from the landlord to tell me that the keys are ready to pick up.

*fast forward*

Month follows, I get an email from my 'safe house friend' who professes daydreams of having his wicked way with me. Licking my body from head to toe (including the toe jam) since he's got years of practice. I mean; he's really trying to sell himself here. I reply back with sorry; not interested and NOT attracted to you.

No word from him then, this past weekend and email arrives from him.

REJECTION. I can't believe that YOU of all people Cheryl, are rejecting me, blah blah blah.

What shocked me the most was to see him throw my friends name out in the message who, I had mentioned to him a few times in passing, warning me that he's way kinky etc and that if I can have fun with the friend (who I have known for YEARS and is a family friend) why not him?!? Am I not fat and ugly enough? You have my number (and so on).

It totally amazes me that a "FRIEND" who I thought knew me, truly doesn't know me at all.
To say that I would have sex with my long time friend then, turn around and screw him? NO THANKS.

I'm better off without friends like that.

To Bean or be a Bean... that is a question

Ok. Call us farmers now.



FARMERS.



We're trying our hand at planting veggie seeds and seeing if they'll grow or not. Radishes suck majorly. Have em in a planter with Miracle Grow. You'd think that, with having Miracle Grow in the soil that, we'd have some kick'n ass radishes!



NOT.



All we got are a bunch of little nats, that have taken up home in the soil and the plants them self's? It's already been 3 months since we planted them so, surely there would be radishes in the soil by now and ready for picking. Nope. Nada. Zilch. The Basil looks good (not 100 %) healthy looking mind you, but their doing OK.


Now the lone Lima bean that I planted is kicking ass ALL THE WAY! Go figure. I started it by leaving it in the sink over night in a lid with water in it and saw that it had opened up and started to sprout. COOL! Beans are on the way. Next! Planted it in a small seed starter pot (1 inch high) and placed it with our other herbs that we have started in a small tub with a lid. 3 days later... I opened the lid and, I swear that I heard that plant go "BONG!" and up it thrusted itself up out of the tub, reaching for the sunlight. It was most amazing. Damon didn't believe me til he looked at it himself and was shocked. So it now sits in a 2 liter bottle.

HOT

Holy fucking hell! This heat as GOT to go. We weren't (are we ever) ready for it to come upon us this fast. 105 expected high for the 4th.

HELL.

Oceanside sounds good right now.